I can't get any sleep because those jack-asses are shoving firecrackers up their butt-cracks next door and are screaming like their limbs are being torn off one by one. Since I'm really tired, I decided to drink the last of my energy drinks and let the painful hours of staying awake until 4AM begin.
I hate my neighbors. So much.
edit: When I woke up this evening (yes, evening...since I went to bed around 3 because of their obnoxious parties) I opened the windows in my house, and the whole neighborhood smells like pennies and burnt toast. I know it's not just my house because I took a walk around the block and the retched stench stayed. I'm not even going to question my neighbors anymore.